Hero № 13: Stephen Colbert

Wiki Bio: Stephen Tyrone Colbert (born May 13, 1964) is an American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor. He is the host of Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report, a satirical news show in which Colbert portrays a caricatured version of conservative political pundits.

Accolades:

—five-time Emmy award winner, 19-time nominee

—host of The Colbert Report (two-time Peabody award winner and two-time Emmy award winner)

—one of TIME’s 100 most influential people in both 2006 and 2012

Best Work:

Hilarious Video Interview:

Television Performance:

Best Laugh (Starting at 1:17):

Best Words:

I can’t prove it, but I can say it.

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Hero № 12: Jerry Seinfeld

Wiki Bio: Jerome Allen “Jerry” Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television and film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David. Seinfeld is known for specializing in observational humor, often focusing on personal relationships and uncomfortable social obligations.

Accolades:

—one-time Emmy award winner, 12-time nominee

—one-time Golden Globe award winner, four-time nominee

—starred in and co-wrote what is often considered one of the best television shows of all time

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Television Performance:

Best Laugh:

Best Words:

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it’s movement. To live is to keep moving.

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Hero № 11: Ricky Gervais

Wiki Bio: Ricky Dene Gervais (born 25 June 1961) is an English comedian, actor, director, producer, musician, writer, and former radio presenter. Gervais achieved mainstream fame with his television series The Office and the subsequent series Extras, both of which he co-wrote and co-directed with frequent collaborator Stephen Merchant.

Accolades:

—two-time Emmy award winner, 14-time nominee

—one-time Golden Globe award winner, two-time nominee, three-time host

—seven-time BAFTA award winner, ten-time nominee

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Television Performance:

Best Laugh:

Best Words:

You have options. You can either continue to be miserable or you can just stop being angry at everyone and accept the way things are. Allow yourself to live.

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Hero № 10: Amy Goodman

Wiki Bio:  Amy Goodman is an American progressive broadcast journalist, syndicated columnist, investigative reporter and author. Goodman is the host of Democracy Now!, an independent global news program broadcast daily on radio, television and the Internet.

Accolades:

—Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award winner

—Right Livelihood Award winner

—George Polk Award winner

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Democracy Now! Excerpt:

Best Words:

Go to where the silence is and say something.

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Hero № 9: William Faulkner

Wiki Bio: William Cuthbert Faulkner (born Falkner, September 25, 1897 – July 6, 1962) was an American writer and Nobel Prize laureate from Oxford, Mississippi. Faulkner worked in a variety of media; he wrote novels, short stories, a play, poetry, essays, and screenplays during his career. He is primarily known and acclaimed for his novels and short stories, many of which are set in the fictional Yoknapatawpha County.

Accolades:

—Nobel Prize for Literature recipient

—two-time Pulitzer Prize for Fiction winner

—two-time U.S. National Book Award winner

Best Work:

Audio Interview Excerpt:

Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech:

Best Words:

A writer needs three things: experience, observation, and imagination. Any two of which—at times any one of which—can supply the lack of the others.

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Hero № 8: Walt Disney

Wiki Bio: Walter Elias ”Walt” Disney (December 5, 1901 – December 15, 1966) was an American film producer, director, screenwriter, voice actor, animator, entrepreneur, entertainer, international icon, and philanthropist, well known for his influence in the field of entertainment during the 20th century. Disney is particularly noted as a film producer and a popular showman, as well as an innovator in animation and theme park design. He and his staff created some of the world’s most well-known fictional characters including Mickey Mouse, for whom Disney himself provided the original voice.

Accolades:

—26-time Academy Award winner, 59-time nominee (the most awards and nominations than any individual in history)

—two stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

—Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Television Performance:

Best Laugh:

Best Words:

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. I only hope that we don’t lose sight of one thing—that it was all started by a mouse.

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Hero № 7: Fyodor Dostoevsky

Wiki Bio:  Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky (Russian: Фёдор Миха́йлович Достое́вский; 11 November 1821 – 9 February 1881) was a Russian writer of novels, short stories, and essays. Dostoevsky’s literary works explore human psychology in the troubled political, social, and spiritual context of 19th-century Russian society. A Slavophile, nationalist, and monarchist, he criticised the bourgeois, pre-materialist West and nihilism in many of his works. His best remembered work was done in his last years, including such masterpieces as Crime and PunishmentThe Idiot, and The Brothers Karamazov.

Accolades:

—considered one of the greatest and most prominent psychologists in world literature

—notable fans: Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Ernest Hemingway

—a minor planet was named after him: “3453 Dostoevsky”

Best Work:

Best Words:

You have to be all too basely in love with yourself to write about yourself without shame. My only excuse is that I’m not writing for the same reason everyone else writes, that is, for the sake of the reader’s praises.

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Hero № 6: Sarah Silverman

Wiki Bio: Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American comedian, writer, actress, singer and musician. Her satirical comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics such as racism, sexism, and religion. She starred in and produced The Sarah Silverman Program, which ran from 2007 to 2010, on Comedy Central. She often performs her act mocking bigotry and stereotypes of ethnic groups and religious denominations by having her comic character endorse them in an ironic fashion.

Accolades:

—one-time Emmy award winner, four-time nominee

—one-time Grammy award nominee

—one-time WGA award nominee

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Live Performance:

Best (Sarcastic) Laugh:

Best Words:

When God gives you AIDS—and God does give you AIDS, by the way—make lemonAIDS.

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Hero № 5: Tom Waits

Wiki Bio:  Thomas Alan “Tom” Waits (born December 7, 1949) is an American singer-songwriter, composer, and actor. Waits has a distinctive voice, described by critic Daniel Durchholz as sounding “like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months, and then taken outside and run over with a car.” With this trademark growl, his incorporation of pre-rock music styles such as blues, jazz, and vaudeville, and experimental tendencies verging on industrial music, Waits has built up a distinctive musical persona.

Accolades:

—two-time Grammy award winner

—Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee

—one-time Academy Award nominee

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Live Performance:

Best Laugh:

Best Words:

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

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Hero № 4: Bill Maher

Wiki Bio:  William “Bill” Maher, Jr. (born January 20, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

Accolades:

—26-time Emmy award nominee

—one-time Grammy award nominee

—a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Episode Clip:

Best Laugh:

Best Words:

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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Hero № 3: John Steinbeck

Wiki Bio: John Ernst Steinbeck, Jr. (February 27, 1902 – December 20, 1968) was an American writer. He is widely known for the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel The Grapes of Wrath (1939) and East of Eden (1952) and the novella Of Mice and Men (1937). He was an author of twenty-seven books, including sixteen novels, six non-fiction books and five collections of short stories; Steinbeck received the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1962.

Accolades:

—Nobel Prize for Literature recipient

—Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient

—one-time Pulitzer Prize for Fiction winner

Best Work:

Audio Interview:

Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech:

Best Words:

In utter loneliness a writer tries to explain the inexplicable.

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Hero № 2: Steve Carell

Wiki Bio:  Steven John ”Steve” Carell (born August 16, 1962) is an American comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, writer, and director. Although Carell is notable for his role on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, he found greater fame in the late 2000s for playing Michael Scott on The Office. He has also starred in lead roles in the films The 40-Year-Old VirginLittle Miss SunshineEvan AlmightyDan in Real LifeGet SmartDate NightDinner for Schmucks, and Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Accolades:

—seven-time Emmy award nominee

—one-time Golden Globe award winner, six-time nominee

—three-time SAG award winner, eleven-time nominee

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Episode Clip:

Best Laugh:

Best Words:

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

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Hero № 1: Thom Yorke

Wiki Bio: Thomas “Thom” Edward Yorke (born 7 October 1968) is an English musician and singer-songwriter who is the lead vocalist and principal songwriter of the rock band Radiohead. He mainly plays guitar and piano, but has also played drums and bass guitar (notably during the Kid A and Amnesiac sessions). In July 2006, he released his debut solo album, The Eraser.

Accolades (solo and with band):

—three-time Grammy award winner, 19-time nominee

—eight-time Brit Award nominee

—three time Mercury Music Award nominee

Best Work:

Video Interview:

Live Performance:

Best Laugh:

Best Words:

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

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Last Twenty Days

Since I only have twenty more days of instruction left in the first year of my college education and because I’ve exactly twenty personal heroes (who in some way or another helped got me through these three quarters at school with more grace than otherwise), I have decided to dedicate each remaining weekday to one of my personal heroes, starting with my greatest hero (Thom Yorke) and finishing with my finest hero (James Joyce). Those who are unfamiliar with my heroes (I have quite a long list of them, I’m afraid), indulge yourself with this schedule:

14 May—Thom Yorke
15 May—Steve Carell
16 May—John Steinbeck
17 May—Bill Maher
18 May—Tom Waits
21 May—Sarah Silverman
22 May—Fyodor Dostoevsky
23 May—Walt Disney
24 May—William Faulkner
25 May—Amy Goodman
28 May—Ricky Gervais
29 May—Jerry Seinfeld
30 May—Stephen Colbert
31 May—Rainn Wilson
1 June—Will Ferrell
4 June—George Carlin
5 June—J. K. Rowling
6 June—George R. R. Martin
7 June—Kristen Wiig
8 June—James Joyce

As for what “dedicate a post” means, each post will feature a few aspects about the person: a photoset, a bio, a list of that person’s best work, an interview, his or her best laugh if possible (my favorite), and more (or less), depending on what’s available. This is more of a fun, weird exercise for my own benefit than anything else, but perhaps followers can achieve some enjoyment out of these posts, too. They’ll be posted at 10 AM every weekday on those dates. Keep your eye out?

In similar “po i nt/l ess_sp ace.” news, Friday (yesterday) was my last “Daily Vocabulary Daily” post. No more.