August 2011
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summer reading list {update!}
1. a game of thrones, george rr martin
2. a clash of kings, george rr martin
3. a storm of swords, george rr martin
4. a feast for crows, george rr martin
5. a dance with dragons, george rr martin
6. light in august, william faulkner
7. the hamlet, william faulkner
8. the town, william faulkner
9. the mansion, william faulkner
10. the unvanquished, william faulkner
11. the idiot, fyodor...
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“The Devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand”
– Tom Waits (via redbarnbko)
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Watchfeministslut:
ifshewantsmeyeah:
Jim: “Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked: is there no limit to what he won’t notice?”
hahaha what a great cold open! i can’t wait till this dvd comes out in less than two weeks!!
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Why Liberals Are More Intelligent Than...
there you have it, folks. science. http://t.co/DP41Clx
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Big S obsessin'
what do the following movies // tv shows have in common?
•rent
•comedy central roast of bob saget
•celebrity poker showdown
•the marriage ref
•jesus is magic
•the aristocrats
•super high me
•peep world
•comic relief
•school for scoundrels
•the sarah silverman program
well, the last one gave it away. these are all the programs i’ve seen lately that feature sarah silverman (whether...
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“Nobody ever got started on a career as a writer by exercising good judgment, and...”
– George V. Higgins
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WatchSarah Silverman strikes again. this is funny, people… or at least i find it is.
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“[on anal sex] He’s, like, trying to sell me on it being...”
– Sarah Silverman, Jesus Is Magic
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“Cersei is as gentle as King Maegor [the Cruel], as selfless as Aegon the...”
– A wonderfully accurate depiction of Queen Cersei Lannister by her brother, Tyrion, the Imp; “A Dance with Dragons,” page 281
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“I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.”
– Calculus Pick-up Line.
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The Sarah Silverman Program
Steve: So, Natalie, I was really, really sorry to hear about your dad.
Sarah: What happened?
Natalie: My dad was just diagnosed with liver cancer.
Sarah: Oh my God, that's so bizarre. You guys, my remote needs batteries. Everybody be careful, these things happen in threes.
Brian: Why don't you just go to Fan-Tasti-Mart and buy new batteries?
Sarah: Why doesn't Natalie just go to Fantasta-Mart and buy her father alive again, Brian?
Natalie: He's alive, he's just sick.
Sarah: Natalie, please!
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“It was brown and it had raisins,
and we flushed it for those reasons.
This is...”
– “Poop Song,” Sarah Silverman, The Sarah Silverman Program
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FINALLY!!
“There have been rumblings and rumors. New music from Tom Waits, you say? Come to TomWaits.com on Tuesday August 23rd, and Mr. Waits himself will set the record straight.”
ANTI Records
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“Well, I’ve been reading a lot about the fifty years since the Second World...”
– Thom Yorke
cosmic bowling..
lately, some of my interests have “interfered” with my other interests. in other words, a couple of my heroes have somehow been collaborating, working, or meeting with other heroes of mine.
HUGE deal, i know. that NEVER happens. EVER. kidding aside, this has happened thrice this past week, making this phenomenon worth blogging about.
the first instance was when i learned that my...
summer reading.. {updated}
1. a game of thrones, george rr martin
2. a clash of kings, george rr martin
3. a storm of swords, george rr martin
4. a feast for crows, george rr martin
5. a dance with dragons, george rr martin
6. the hamlet, william faulkner
7. the town, william faulkner
8. the mansion, william faulkner
9. light in august, william faulkner
10. the idiot, fyodor dostoevsky
11. the adolescent, fyodor...
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“Before you run away from me
Before you’re lost between the notes
The...”
– Radiohead, “Jigsaw Falling Into Place,” In Rainbows
“I take birth control pills, cause I do a lot of fucking. No, I take it to...”
– Sarah Silverman, Jesus Is Magic
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“What some people find in religion a writer may find in his craft or whatever it...”
– John Steinbeck, “Rationale” (via hellyesjohnsteinbeck)
yep.
harry potter.. though the years..
Sorcerer’s Stone (2001): i was 8
Chamber of Secrets (2002): i was 9
Prisoner of Azkaban (2004): i was 11
Goblet of Fire (2005): i was 12
Order of the Phoenix (2007): i was 14
Half-Blood Prince (2009): i was 16
Deathly Hallows - Part One (2010): i was 17
Deathly Hallow - Part Two (2011): i am 18
“what is the point of this,” you may well be asking. my...
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"what did i just buy?" you ask?
well, here’s a list of what i just bought on amazon.com:
i’ve become a big silverman fan, apparently. she’s hilarious, liberal, hilarious, nonreligious, hilarious, smart. did i mention she’s funny? anyway, these will be enjoyed in college. that’s for sure.
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hahahahahahahaha Sarah Silverman...
Nurse: Have you ever had unprotected sex?
Sarah: Uhh, is there any other kind?
Nurse: How many times have you had unprotected sex?
Sarah: Uhh *writes down number*
Nurse: There are two numbers here.
Sarah: Oh - that's for the front.
Nurse: ... but, they're the same number.
Sarah: I know, I'm kind of OCD like that.
Nurse: Did you ever have a blood transfusion in the 80s?
Sarah: Yeah.
Nurse: You did? You had a transfusion in the 80s?
Sarah: Oh! *laughs* no, I thought you said 'in HAITI.'
Nurse: How long were you in Haiti?
Sarah: Uhh, I don't know it's kinda hard to say. I was doing a lot of heroin at the time.
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“And finally, since no one is truly happy living a lie and denying who they...”
– Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, 07/29/11
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bonechain:
Hoist That Rag - Tom Waits
this...
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Perpetually lethargic.: brittanibotulism:... →
just click on the damn url.
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a lot of reading!
i’m enjoying reading “A Feast for Crows,” the fourth in the “A Song of Ice and Fire” series. it’s just under a 1000 pages, and i’m 1/3 of the way through it already, mostly because a couple days ago i vowed that i would finish it by weak’s end (this saturday night).
i’ve been reading 100+ pages, 5+ chapters per day, and i’ll need to...
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“I don’t mean to brag, but a few men I’ve been with have told me my...”
– Sarah Silverman on Conan (December 2010)
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good morning, tumblr..
if any of my faithful followers are on twitter, follow me!! @jmastorino we’ve got to stick together, after all.
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Cowboy Bebop
anime-directory:
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monthly music musings {aug 11}
“beauty awakens the soul to act” {dante}
into dust - mazzy star
the white flash - modselektor w/ thom yorke
farewell blues - the seatbelts
let down - radiohead
wild roses - hope sandoval & the warm inventions
moonlight serenade - glenn miller
alice - tom waits
this playlist, honestly, is full of some of the most beautiful songs i’ve come across in my life. SOME of...
